INVIGILATOR

Akpos is now graduate having studied Yoruba Language in school and is now a corper posted to a school.
He was among the invigilators in this WAEC exams holding in the school he was serving.
Right inside the school when the exam going on, one sexy girl

Q's & A's

TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope to the Exam hall?..
AKPORS: My dad told me to "SKIP the questions I don't know"

TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand & 5 in the other, what do I have?..
AKPORS: A drinking problem

TRAVELLING

Dad: Which of us do you love more? papa or mama..
Akpors: both
Dad: if I go to America and mama goes to Paris,where will you go?
Akpors: Paris

THE INTERVIEW

Akpos and johnny went for an interview for employment.
Johnny was the first to enter the interviewing office; (the manager asking johnny questions).
Manager: who was the first military head of state in Nigeria.
Johnny: General Aguiyi Ironsi.
Manager: When was the North and southern protectorate in Nigeria Amalgamated.
Johnny: 1914.

DIFFERENCES IN INBOX

Comparing a lady's inbox to a guy's inbox
A LADY'S INBOX:

1..I love you dear (Samuel)
2..Can i take you out tonight? (David)
3..I always feel bad when I see you with another man (Yusbamovic)
4..Sweetie don't forget the trip (MD)

Looking like a baby

A young couple was on their way to Las Vegas to get married.
Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason
that they had not been intimate was because she was very flat-chested. If he wished to cancel
the wedding, it would be okay with her.
The guy thought about it for a while and said he did not mind if she was flat, and sex is not
the most important thing in a marriage.

Turning Pages

A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake
and read while she goes to sleep. So he's reading, and every once in a while he reaches over
and tickles her on the fun spot... "Kitza kitza..."